December 23, 2010

Black Mambo Ride 2010

He thought we were hostile...

So we showed him our badge...

Then he accepted us gladly.

He even guarded our horses.

He let us hang out at his place.

He gave our horses stables.

And added security.

We drank the local beverage.

We quickly learned his ways.

We got bolder and drank some more.

Until we were zonked out.

Then we were presented with a golden brown.

He gave us tools to start feeding ourselves.

We wasted no time.

He fed us some more and our appetites grew.

So we were given a larger spread and our host gladly joined in the fare.

Thanksgiving 2010 Santai Beach

Quality check for sugar cane with lemon using straw procedure.

To eat or not to eat...again.

A mysterious glow landed on 2 vests.

The mysterious glow keeps following...

The mysterious glow quietly infected another vest...

The mysterious glow appeared again...

One mysterious glow stayed behind...
One butt missing a hug...

"I saw the other mysterious glow flew in that direction..."

The 4 FCs

A nice perspective...

To smoke or not to smoke...


"I saw the mysterious glow on his left chest..."
The 3 Specs-taculars!

"Muaahhh!.."

"I want 2 please..."

He tried to punch the mysterious glow but nearly hit a smiling face.

Someone needed to go urgently but wouldn't miss a photo opportunity.

The mysterious glow continued to infect one of them.


Helmets can also be used to protect headlights.

3 minus 1 Old & New

Sick fender.

December 16, 2010

Funky in the older days & riding like a family


I chanced upon this photo and when we say we ride funkily, freestyling with the upmost freedom, we ARE referring to our real chops machine that we are proud of. Maybe in Flintstone's era they rode the rock "trike", and possibly too when they say we were once apes before being mankind. Then it is most likely that monkeys founded the riding technology. Balancing on two wheels is fun... look at the impression above.


We also emphasize that we ride in a pack, like a family of brothers commodore storming the road. I don't mean ride like this visual above. In Singapore, some love to ride in wedding convoys, some ride like they were racing and many weekend riders are posers. 

The biker image has been tainted and we are mostly a misunderstood lot. Of course in Singapore we are modern, civilized and with good law abiding citizens. Some still choose to break the law, but who knows for how long.

There is no good and bad in riding. It is who we choose to ride with and with whom we have the same vision. All for one and one for all.


Meanwhile enjoy our chop bikes.

December 04, 2010

Bikers Party @ the new location the Tentage in the East

Easterners Bros cannot whine that our meeting point is alway the WestSide and never in the EastSide.. Here an old Dj khakis of Sleazefunk has invited all the bikers to come grace and make it a new Chillout or Meeting points.
Should we ... ( Easterners are now smiling i believe )

November 30, 2010

Discovery TLC Day 2 Media Launch and Luncheon - "Invite Mr Wright

 Thanks to Haidee Yatim from HOG for inviting Funk Choppers to be part of the Media Launch. Special thanks also to my two bros FTWFC Spraycan and FTWFC FX-IRON for making time to be at this wonderful ride.








A rap from bro FTW SPRAYCAN.

Put on a Biltwell
Check out the decal
Flakes are the Mega
Ride like a Superstar
Funk on a Chopper
Triple F 4eva
We are what we are
2 wheels than a motor car
Rain or shine
Don't complain, can't whine
Strap on your Redwings
Keep off the grime
We are what we are
And we ride like a Superstar
Funks on a Chopper
Better than in a motor car
Check out the scene
Who're the mean machines
FCs in da house
Burn rubber smoke steam!

November 29, 2010

Diplomatic Relationships Is a Good Thing

Good Intentions and Positive Vibrations

What's in a design? A lot or nothing. It's how you intended it to be. What's in a word? A lot or nothing. It's what you intended it to be. How much caution to exercise? It depends on how much confidence you have and how sensitive you are. If you can think fast and think far...there's really no need to start a debate. Shake hands, be friends and it's ok to start all over again.

November 21, 2010

Meaning of a 3 Patch Club

The AMA was founded in 1924 as an organizing arm of Motorcycle Manufacturers and mainly supported by the Motorcycle Manufacturers to promote motorcycle riding in America. They sanctioned groups of riders from the same area that rode together as motorcycle “clubs”. Somewore complete matching dress outfits with the name of their motorcycle club stitched on the back of their shirts and jackets. At events, the AMA gave awards for the best-dressed club so this was the start of motorcycle club’s patches.

During an event in 1947 in Hollister, CA when a member of the Booze Fighters Motorcycle Club made the headlines with an exaggerated news story that was later made into a movie called "The Wild Ones". The AMA wrote an article in their magazine, shortly after this stating, “99% of all of their members are law-abiding citizens and only 1% is “outlaw””. This then, began what is today known as Outlaw Motorcycle Clubs and one presenter. Clubs that were not sanctioned by the AMA and non-members of the AMA were banned from attending AMA events.

In order to designate themselves as an outlaw club to all other clubs, the one presenters cut their club patches into three separate pieces. The top rocker was the name of the club, the center was the emblem of the club, and the bottom rocker was the local from which they came. These outlaw motorcycle clubs put on their own events and parties and did the opposite of what the AMA had been doing. There were no Best Dressed awards, they “chopped” down their bikes to go faster and look different, rode with no mufflers, and they would drink, and do other “wild” things. Such is history.

The term “colors” is used in referring to a motorcycle clubs’ patch set up. In the case of a 3 piece ..... One is placed over the top of the middle large graphic patch and one placed underneath it. The “rockers” are usually curved bars with the top bar designating the club name and the lower bar designating the location of the club. The two rockers are separate from the middle, larger graphic type patch, hence the term three-piece patch. Motorcycle clubs differ from motorcycling organizations as they traditionally have “prospecting” time required before the club members decide whether the individual will be accepted into the group and allowed to wear or “fly” the “colors” of the group. Most club “colors” will also have M/C printed on the “rocker” or a separate "cube" patch with MC on it to further clarify it as a club rather than an organization.

Many national organizations in the early 1980’s set policy to unite their “rockers” with their patch to make it one piece to avoid any designation or confusion within the motorcycling club community. H.O.G. (Harley Owners Group) and the Blue Knights (police officers) are an example.

As motorcycle club patches are recognized today:



• -A one-piece patch normally signifies a family club or Social motorcycle club when it’s done with respect to the area clubs.

• -A two-piece patch can have many different meanings as long as it’s done with respect to the area clubs.

• -A three-piece patch normally means that the club is a Traditional MC club. With the top rocker being the club name, the middle being their patch and the bottom being the territory they exist in.

There are also a few 3pc patch clubs where the bottom rocker has something other than territory, such as a saying.

-The traditional MC is one that adheres to the protocols and traditions established. There are few exceptions, but, traditional clubs are approved by the local dominant. The traditional 3pc patch club is not necessarily a 1% club or even the dominant club.

The Diamond patch with "1%" or "13" worn with the 3pc back patch signifies the club is a 1% or 1% support club. While rare, they may not be the dominant club for the area but will be sanctioned by the local dominant. There are also a few areas where the dominant is not a 1% club, but those are few.

When one is just is hanging around, he has no part of the patch. Then when he is sponsored by a full member and approved by the club as a prospect he may wear the lower rocker that only says "Prospect". In some areas, the prospect wears the "Prospect" rocker at the top of the vest. Some clubs even allow the lower rocker saying prospect and the upper rocker with the club name but not the main patch. Different clubs do things differently across the country. Different rocker combinations of what a prospect might wear differs depending on each club.

If he is approved after his prospect time has been determined to be over and the vote goes in his favor, he then is allowed to have the full colors and is considered to be a full member, having all three pieces if that club uses the 3 piece patch.

Nomad Rocker…..
Some MCs entitle a Member to wear a "NOMAD" bottom rocker. This is only when that member continues to exhibit a lifestyle within the common definition of the word nomad.
1. no·mad A member of a group of people who have no fixed home and move according to the seasons from place to place in search of food, water, and grazing land.

2. A person with no fixed residence who roams about; a wanderer. It is a valued distinction of lifestyle that only a few can truly live up to, and as such, causes unfavorable notice when seen used by those most obviously not living up to the common meaning. By definition a "NOMAD", more often than not, will be traveling alone and needs an ability to represent, maintain & otherwise survive under circumstances unusual from the norm.



November 17, 2010

Monsoon Season 2010

Here comes another season of wet roads, wet clothes and get wet by another passing cars. So bros that drives, always keep a lookout for our fellow anonymous FTW.

FTW means - Forever Two Wheelers and it applies to us bikers; day in day out, rain or shine we comb the street with our jarring pipes. Digression : There is a saying Loud Pipes Saves Lives.

Riding and being seen dashing the wet roads is really not practical, thus I would love to reminds my bros of funks to always ride safe.

Some of us are freestylers, some of us ride with the freedom and some of us always maintaining the funky styles when we are on our chopper.

Skills versus luck, I would say it is fate that leads us safe to our next destiny so I still believe in reciting some prayers before the we thumb the start ignition.

So the moral of the story of this random thread is:
1) Ride safe brothers
2) Always think of your loving family
3) Focus on the road and upkeep FTWFC.
4) Make sure your choppers are in Top Form especially the brakes. :)

Again digression 2 : My Fav tag line " WAWWA " - We are what we are..


Funk Wheelers.

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